Saturday, June 6, 2015

Quick Jab Report - Silly Fight Prediction UFC Fight Night - Boetsch vs Henderson

Tonight at UFC Fight Night,  the main event will feature "Hendo" Henderson vs "Barbarian" Boetsch. I personally do not know where there nicknames came, nor am I going to use the vast interwebs to figure it out. Instead, I will just make it up. Henderson reminds me the movie, Harry and the Hendersons and I am guessing Boetsch really likes Conan the Barbarian.


Boetsch has 18 wins and 8 losses, but has only two wins in the last 5 matches. Henderson has 30 wins and 13 losses. and he has only one win in the last five matches. I will use my sophisticated silly prediction algorithm to predict the winner. Lets be honest, it is just a really awesome guess.

Hendo is 44 years old and actually kind of looks like an old sasquatch. Boetsch is kinda like Conan the Barbarian, except I don't think he pushed the wheel of pain for 20 years and probably isn't as big as Arnold or the other guy.  However, Conan the Barbarian would win the fight against the gentle Sasquatch. Also Hendo has been barely winning.... 

My silly fight prediction is Boetsch will defeat Henderson by decision. Yep, it will probably go all five rounds. Let me know you think will win!

-Dwight

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